But now that the last Fifty Shades film is out, I decided on a whim to finally jump onto this particular cultural bandwagon. And because I take my terrible cinema very seriously, I binge-watched all three in one day. It starts with grey clouds and a very grey-looking city. All his ties are grey?
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I fuck. It is also surely the most intensely anticipated literary adaptation since The Da Vinci Code. This is a movie about submitting to erotic chastisement by a handsome man who plays Chopin on his grand piano and sips chardonnay from long-stemmed glassware. He is extremely rich.